Tunneling to the truth

"And... if you know the tunnel under the river story, that kind of implies that you live in -- what did you call it? -- 'S-town' yourself."

Not necessarily, Delta. It means I know a lot about S-town. And its lore. To be honest and upfront, I was born in S-town and grew up there. That is all I will say for now.

And I do not have to believe in the tunnel under the river story to tell it. So, hold your horses!

But I still might believe in the tunnel.

And so might you.

After you hear what I have to say....